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  • RE: Where are you?

    Dorr, Michigan

    We don't have Lions here in Michigan, we prefer to call them pussy cats (at least that is how they play football).

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Experienced DBA ego

    Being a DBA position or in any professional position, thin skinned people won't make it.

    You will always be blamed for anything that goes wrong. That is just the way it...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Export all tables to CSV, seperate files

    It would be really cool if you'd attach it to this post. Thanks.

    That would be great if you could!

    I could use a tool like this.

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Crosstab query - Please help. it has been a few days without sleep

    Jeff Moden (12/3/2009)


    RandMan-585256 (12/3/2009)


    Since this is Access VBA why don't you use the cross-tab query type in Access?

    Hmmm.... not a bad idea. Do you believe that it would work...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Crosstab query - Please help. it has been a few days without sleep

    Since this is Access VBA why don't you use the cross-tab query type in Access?

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Stored Procedure and Excel

    before running this query you need to configure with the following query

    sp_configure 'show advanced options', 1

    reconfigure

    go

    sp_configure 'Ad Hoc Distributed Queries', 1

    reconfigure

    Can you provide an explanation for running...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Concentrating in a noisy office environment

    I too live in a noisy environment. No office, just a cubicle in a small cubicle farm.

    I have worked for small companies for some time. They all have some common...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Creating simple dynamic sql

    I often get confused on how to use quotes properly in dynamic sql.

    I don't use it very often, but I end up doing trial and error until it works.

    Is...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: I need help on how to become a SQL Server DBA

    I define 'Luck' as when preparation meets opportunity.

    Get prepared and then look for opportunities.

    This has worked well for me in the past. I have interest in an area, I study...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Help me shut up a vendor

    Tim Riley-487603 (10/22/2009)


    WAY OFF TOPIC THEN I'LL SHUT UP

    Anyone for some warm milk and cookies?

    Sure, I will join you just as soon as my nurse changes my depends...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Help me shut up a vendor

    My first computer had 2k of RAM (you could buy a plug-in module that extended that to 16k), and used a tape deck with an audio cable for non-volatile storage.

    Off...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: How I can make look like I expert on SQL Server?

    Say Goodnight Gracie.;-)

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: How I can make look like I expert on SQL Server?

    Hang on a minute - I need to go get more popcorn and to use the restroom.

    This comedy is going longer than I thought.:hehe:

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Difference between OPENROWSET & OPENDATASOURCE

    Yeah - fat fingers . . . . . . you ought to see me code!:w00t:

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

  • RE: Difference between OPENROWSET & OPENDATASOURCE

    I don't think that you are being too harsh. 🙂

    Some people want to learn how to do things themselves and just need to be pointed in the right direction. The...

    "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -- Will Rogers

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