April 26, 2011 at 10:52 am
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/26/2011)
RainWe have SNOW
Send some to Florida, please.
April 26, 2011 at 11:24 am
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/26/2011)
RainWe have SNOW
WOTD - Gratitude
It's sunny and warm here... forecast is 80 this weekend.
No snow, no rain, just puffy white clouds - AHHHHHH
April 26, 2011 at 11:30 am
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/26/2011)
RainWe have SNOW
Throughout the four-day Easter break here in the UK (that's the country with Cambridge in it, oh, and London too), the weather was warm, sunny and very welcome after a long, dark and bl00dy cold winter. Most folks spent it in traffic jams trying to get away from the cities :hehe:
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April 26, 2011 at 11:36 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/26/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/26/2011)
RainWe have SNOW
Send some to Florida, please.
Working on that. Do you want it shipped to you via SSIS?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 26, 2011 at 11:41 am
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/26/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/26/2011)
RainWe have SNOW
Send some to Florida, please.
Working on that. Do you want it shipped to you via SSIS?
Depends. Will the package (or the Dev working on the package) cause it to melt before it gets here? @=)
April 26, 2011 at 11:44 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/26/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/26/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/26/2011)
RainWe have SNOW
Send some to Florida, please.
Working on that. Do you want it shipped to you via SSIS?
Depends. Will the package (or the Dev working on the package) cause it to melt before it gets here? @=)
Send the specs and we will have the Dev figure it out :w00t:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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April 26, 2011 at 11:56 am
sing4you (4/25/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/25/2011)
Peter Trast (4/25/2011)
BacchusYou missed a few letters between BA and cchus.
Barrachus (sp)
borracho
That would be Borracho the drunken kalinator, wouldn't it?
Tom
April 26, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Tom.Thomson (4/26/2011)
sing4you (4/25/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/25/2011)
Peter Trast (4/25/2011)
BacchusYou missed a few letters between BA and cchus.
Barrachus (sp)
borracho
That would be Borracho the drunken kalinator, wouldn't it?
It's just the Spanish word for "drunk" (or "drunkard"). I didn't mean any specific borracho (or borracha).
Google tells me that it's Barrachus, the drunken kalinator. I had to find out what a kalinator is:-P
April 26, 2011 at 4:21 pm
sing4you (4/26/2011)
Tom.Thomson (4/26/2011)
sing4you (4/25/2011)
borracho
That would be Borracho the drunken kalinator, wouldn't it?
It's just the Spanish word for "drunk" (or "drunkard"). I didn't mean any specific borracho (or borracha).
Google tells me that it's Barrachus, the drunken kalinator. I had to find out what a kalinator is:-P
Borracho means a few other things too, not just drunk. For example un palo borracho is a tree of one of two species of Bombácea, one with pink corollas and the other with yellow corollas; and it can mean a particular colour (when applied to a fruit or vegetable or flower), eg zanahoria borracho. And although sopa borracha and bizcocho borracho do involve alcohol, I can't imagine a soup or a bit of sponge cake being drunk.
Tom
April 28, 2011 at 4:32 am
How about the current common usage for Macher!
Adam Zacks-------------------------------------------Be Nice, Or Leave
April 28, 2011 at 5:45 am
WOTD: Smoothie
April 28, 2011 at 8:18 am
If a broken mirror is 7 years bad luck. What is it when your data mirror breaks every day?
April 28, 2011 at 8:20 am
bad network link latency.
Adam Zacks-------------------------------------------Be Nice, Or Leave
April 28, 2011 at 8:57 am
Daniel Bowlin (4/28/2011)
If a broken mirror is 7 years bad luck. What is it when your data mirror breaks every day?
A cleaner who comes in at 8am every day to hoover the carpets before the office day starts and unplugs a RAID controller's power so she can plug her vacuum cleaner in.
Tom
April 28, 2011 at 9:12 am
Daniel Bowlin (4/28/2011)
If a broken mirror is 7 years bad luck. What is it when your data mirror breaks every day?
Start adding up the years!!!:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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