Today's Random Word!

  • Brandie Tarvin (10/14/2010)


    Carmen Sandiego

    Puerto del Carmen

    Tom

  • tosscrosby (10/14/2010)


    miranda rights

    Everything you say can be used against you.

  • Daniel Bowlin (10/15/2010)


    tosscrosby (10/14/2010)


    miranda rights

    Everything you say can be used against you.

    Especially by one's wife (even years later)

    Mike

    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • WOTD - "Boss's Day" (Tomorrow)

    Guess I have to take my wife out to lunch?

    Joe

  • mbricker-600840 (10/15/2010)


    Daniel Bowlin (10/15/2010)


    tosscrosby (10/14/2010)


    miranda rights

    Everything you say can be used against you.

    Especially by one's wife (even years later)

    And who sometimes holds your very thoughts against you!! Consider this: out on the town, you get a little smile on your face from seeing a very attractive person and you can just hear "Wipe that smile off your face before I wipe it off for you" (whether it's spoken or not, you know it's coming!). Now, I've said absolutely nothing but this type of behaviour will be remembered AND used against you for a looonnngg time.

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • crookj (10/15/2010)


    WOTD - "Boss's Day" (Tomorrow)

    Guess I have to take my wife out to lunch?

    Joe

    Good Idea

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • hangover

    (from a fun weekend, not necessarily from the alcohol -- didn't drink enough for that!)

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  • Muffin top.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Carrot-top

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Flat-top

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  • Tip-top

    Mike

    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • Tip-Top

    Joe

    Seeing that I was a few seconds late on this one - will change to Big-Top

  • Mop top

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Rag top

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  • halter top

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

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