Today's Random Word!

  • bcsims 90437 (9/28/2010)


    John Rowan (9/28/2010)


    Ice

    Ice Cream. It's HOT.

    No. It's COLD. Max temperature here today was 34.2°C. I just came back from UK a couple of weeks ago and got reacclimatised, for 17 days it's been getting well up into the high 30s, and now 34 feels freezing to me.

    Tom

  • bcsims 90437 (9/28/2010)


    John Rowan (9/28/2010)


    Ice

    Ice Cream. It's HOT.

    Baked Alaska

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • SQLBits - It starts tomorrow, can't wait!

    Hope this helps,
    Rich

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  • Train

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  • Flopsum

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • gambol

    Mike

    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • Cat

    (as in missing -- he didn't come home last night, which is not like him. Mommy and Daddy are worried.)

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  • Ray K (9/29/2010)


    Cat

    (as in missing -- he didn't come home last night, which is not like him. Mommy and Daddy are worried.)

    Did you do anything to cause anthropophobia?

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • tosscrosby (9/29/2010)


    Ray K (9/29/2010)


    Cat

    (as in missing -- he didn't come home last night, which is not like him. Mommy and Daddy are worried.)

    Did you do anything to cause anthropophobia?

    Not this cat! He's probably the most social cat I've ever seen. He'll go up to anyone and everyone. I swear that our entire neighborhood knows us just because of this cat!

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    Check out my blog at https://pianorayk.wordpress.com/

  • Ray K (9/29/2010)


    tosscrosby (9/29/2010)


    Ray K (9/29/2010)


    Cat

    (as in missing -- he didn't come home last night, which is not like him. Mommy and Daddy are worried.)

    Did you do anything to cause anthropophobia?

    Not this cat! He's probably the most social cat I've ever seen. He'll go up to anyone and everyone. I swear that our entire neighborhood knows us just because of this cat!

    If you'd said my cat, he'd be home by now. Cat's don't like to be referred to as it or this.

    I hope he's just making you sweat for a day or two, and nothing serious has happened.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Chris Morris-439714 (9/29/2010)


    Ray K (9/29/2010)


    tosscrosby (9/29/2010)


    Ray K (9/29/2010)


    Cat

    (as in missing -- he didn't come home last night, which is not like him. Mommy and Daddy are worried.)

    Did you do anything to cause anthropophobia?

    Not this cat! He's probably the most social cat I've ever seen. He'll go up to anyone and everyone. I swear that our entire neighborhood knows us just because of this our cat!

    If you'd said my cat, he'd be home by now. Cat's don't like to be referred to as it or this.

    I hope he's just making you sweat for a day or two, and nothing serious has happened.

    There! Better?

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    Check out my blog at https://pianorayk.wordpress.com/

  • Ray K (9/29/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (9/29/2010)


    Ray K (9/29/2010)


    tosscrosby (9/29/2010)


    Ray K (9/29/2010)


    Cat

    (as in missing -- he didn't come home last night, which is not like him. Mommy and Daddy are worried.)

    Did you do anything to cause anthropophobia?

    Not this cat! He's probably the most social cat I've ever seen. He'll go up to anyone and everyone. I swear that our entire neighborhood knows us just because of this our cat!

    If you'd said my cat, he'd be home by now. Cat's don't like to be referred to as it or this.

    I hope he's just making you sweat for a day or two, and nothing serious has happened.

    There! Better?

    Much. Can I have a saucer of milk, please?

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • WOTD - spelunking

    Joe

  • crookj (9/29/2010)


    WOTD - spelunking

    Joe

    Are you a Chiropterologist?

  • Chiropractor

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

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