March 15, 2011 at 11:59 pm
WayneS (3/15/2011)
Now I really want to see it! Good job on insulting any and all... sounds like Jeff and his pork chop launcher might be rubbing off on you!
That or Buck Woody. Not sure which is better
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
March 16, 2011 at 4:39 am
Craig Farrell (3/15/2011)
Folks, if you ever get the chance to let Brandie do a review of one of your pieces, do so. I'm afraid to see what she'd do to a piece she didn't like, but it's incredibly thorough.Thanks again, Brandie.
You're quite welcome. Glad I could help.
March 16, 2011 at 5:21 am
GilaMonster (3/15/2011)
WayneS (3/15/2011)
So Gail - how did your presentation go? I'm sorry that I couldn't see it.Awesome. Great fun. Timing went perfectly too (for once)
Trying to figure if I managed to not insult anyone. Developers twice, DBAs once, Robert Davis once (why is an MCM asking questions in a presentation?), Microsoft once, the query optimisation team once. Did I leave anyone out?
It was a very good presentation. I missed a chunk in the middle because of a phone call, but everything I saw was great.
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March 16, 2011 at 11:31 am
GilaMonster (3/15/2011)
WayneS (3/15/2011)
Now I really want to see it! Good job on insulting any and all... sounds like Jeff and his pork chop launcher might be rubbing off on you!That or Buck Woody. Not sure which is better
I think Jeff would be the better of the two. Buck has clothing problems.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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March 16, 2011 at 11:37 am
GilaMonster (3/15/2011)
WayneS (3/15/2011)
GilaMonster (3/15/2011)
WayneS (3/15/2011)
Does anyone know if we'll be able to download them later on?Streaming, not download. Something an issue with but PASS doesn't seem to be willing to change
Darn. Yours was one I'd really like to see! (The title alone intrigues me - sure wish I could come up with something witty like that for mine!)
I can't watch the recorded videos via streaming because of crap internet connection, I doubt you have the same problem though.
Get someone to send it to you via homing pigeon ....
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March 16, 2011 at 12:36 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Buck has clothing problems.
TMI! TMI!
Someone get me the brain bleach!
:sick:
March 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Buck has clothing problems.TMI! TMI!
Someone get me the brain bleach!
:sick:
Just imagine reading a string of tweets about it everyday 😀
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
March 16, 2011 at 12:58 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Buck has clothing problems.TMI! TMI!
Someone get me the brain bleach!
:sick:
Just imagine reading a string of tweets about it everyday 😀
And people say there's no good reason NOT to be on twitter... Hah!
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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March 16, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Craig Farrell (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Buck has clothing problems.TMI! TMI!
Someone get me the brain bleach!
:sick:
Just imagine reading a string of tweets about it everyday 😀
And people say there's no good reason NOT to be on twitter... Hah!
that and Paul Randal with his sheep - it gets to be quite a hoot sometimes.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
March 16, 2011 at 1:38 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Buck has clothing problems.TMI! TMI!
Someone get me the brain bleach!
:sick:
Just imagine reading a string of tweets about it everyday 😀
And people say there's no good reason NOT to be on twitter... Hah!
that and Paul Randal with his sheep - it gets to be quite a hoot sometimes.
Are you following a specific hash tag, or just those folks to get all of these "high quality" messages?
Wayne
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Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
March 16, 2011 at 1:44 pm
WayneS (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
Buck has clothing problems.TMI! TMI!
Someone get me the brain bleach!
:sick:
Just imagine reading a string of tweets about it everyday 😀
And people say there's no good reason NOT to be on twitter... Hah!
that and Paul Randal with his sheep - it gets to be quite a hoot sometimes.
Are you following a specific hash tag, or just those folks to get all of these "high quality" messages?
just follow those particular individuals
Buck Woody
Paul Randal
Robert Davis
michelle Ufford
Gail Shaw
Paul White
Jonathan Kehayias (sp)
Brent Ozar
Jeremiah Peschka
Kendra Little
Karen Lopez
Steve Jones
Jorge Segarra
To name a few - they all provide quite interesting conversation from time to time
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
March 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
just follow those particular individualsBuck Woody
Paul Randal
Robert Davis
michelle Ufford
Gail Shaw
Paul White
Jonathan Kehayias (sp)
Brent Ozar
Jeremiah Peschka
Kendra Little
Karen Lopez
Steve Jones
Jorge Segarra
To name a few - they all provide quite interesting conversation from time to time
I object, I'm a model of good behaviour
well, compared to others on that list anyway...
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
March 16, 2011 at 2:13 pm
GilaMonster (3/16/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
just follow those particular individualsBuck Woody
Paul Randal
Robert Davis
michelle Ufford
Gail Shaw
Paul White
Jonathan Kehayias (sp)
Brent Ozar
Jeremiah Peschka
Kendra Little
Karen Lopez
Steve Jones
Jorge Segarra
To name a few - they all provide quite interesting conversation from time to time
I object, I'm a model of good behaviour
well, compared to others on that list anyway...
Just saying there is interesting conversation from the above. We like to hear about your weaponry and home invasion experiences too.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
March 16, 2011 at 2:14 pm
GilaMonster (3/16/2011)
I object, I'm a model of good behaviourwell, compared to others on that list anyway...
Isn't that like saying you're a 'nice' barbarian because you only rape and pillage? 😛
*runs away before Gail can get Jeff's pork chop launcher re-directed*
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
For better assistance in answering your questions[/url] | Forum Netiquette
For index/tuning help, follow these directions.[/url] |Tally Tables[/url]
Twitter: @AnyWayDBA
March 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)
GilaMonster (3/15/2011)
WayneS (3/15/2011)
Now I really want to see it! Good job on insulting any and all... sounds like Jeff and his pork chop launcher might be rubbing off on you!That or Buck Woody. Not sure which is better
I think Jeff would be the better of the two. Buck has clothing problems.
Yes, I know.
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