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Gotcha, Jeff, thanks for the disclaimer. At the very least I can use the info you provided to rule in or rule out the issue. Much appreciated.
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2022 at 3:04 pm
Thanks so much, Jeff, I will review those articles.
Thanks again!
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2022 at 2:42 pm
Wow, as usual, thanks Jeff for the comprehensive breakdown!
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 31, 2022 at 3:07 pm
4 for me. I have barely traveled in my life! Wow.
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 29, 2022 at 6:38 pm
Thanks ratbak,
The report is not hidden, but I never knew about that setting, so thanks for teaching me about it!
I'll keep digging. I may have to do a screen share...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 21, 2022 at 3:47 pm
Next April 1, tell us how to e-file our taxes from a stored procedure.
Lol!
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 1, 2022 at 8:24 pm
Dang, Steve got me, too. I clicked into the comments only to remember it's April 1. Very convincing writing, Steve! Lol.
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 1, 2022 at 1:53 pm
Thanks everyone!
I discovered something so weird I had not even guessed it. At some point the public role of this database was assigned permissions. 🙁 As Ed B surmised, so...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 1, 2022 at 2:06 pm
PS Actually, I have one more question.
I am still in this situation where I can't open SQL Server Configuration Manager. The resolution appears to be to restart the Windows Management...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 17, 2021 at 5:26 pm
Thanks so much, Eddie. This is the information I needed.
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 17, 2021 at 2:43 pm
Intriguing scenario. However, as I understand it, a Nobel Prize can be awarded only to a living person. It can't be awarded posthumously. By extrapolation, I assume it cannot therefore...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 24, 2021 at 2:50 pm
Many thanks, Michael. You've provided the info I needed.
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 22, 2021 at 9:19 pm
Thanks, Ant-Green! Much appreciated.
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 11, 2021 at 8:40 pm
Thanks, Ant-Green! That is the info I needed.
-- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 4, 2021 at 4:15 pm
Great idea, thanks for this. For some reason I'd always thought of SSRS as client only, but it obviously can be really useful for DBA reports.
I would add backup-related reports.
Failed...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 3, 2021 at 2:46 pm
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