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  • RE: Why SQL Server is Better Than Oracle

    Oracle *is* user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

    It's not a bug, SQL just misunderstood me!

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    October 4, 2007 at 7:42 am

    #739072

  • RE: Time Off

    Relax??

    My Bosses decided that the 3-day weekend would be a perfect time to take down services and do offline maintenance/optimization.

    I'll be working 24/7 until Tuesday morning!

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    May 25, 2007 at 8:13 am

    #708969

  • RE: Advanced XML Processing

    Thanks! I needed That

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    May 9, 2007 at 7:40 am

    #705208

  • RE: Preferred RAID

    RAID 1 for OS and applications on local disks, all data lives on the SAN in dedicated RAID 10 volumes.

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    April 27, 2007 at 6:55 am

    #702903

  • RE: The Support Joke

    About three years ago the college I work for hired a whiz-bang programmer/DBA with a Masters degree in Computer Science to oversee all of us peons who were building data-driven...

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    July 14, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    #649354

  • RE: Are Your Database Backups Current and Available?

    Thomas LaRock, you are my new hero!

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    March 21, 2006 at 7:47 am

    #627868

  • RE: Estimating Your Space Needs

    Excellent timing! I am currently planning a move to a SAN environment and have been using the "best guess" model to plan the volumes. It's nice to finally be able...

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    January 25, 2006 at 8:01 am

    #616920

  • RE: Append output on DTS?

    Open a connection to the file with the delimited text driver and insert the new records? I'm guessing here - haven't tried it but it makes sense to me.

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    January 11, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    #614154

  • RE: First Poll for 2006

    "MY investment is in the future because I plan to spend the rest of my life there."

    -- unknown

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    January 6, 2006 at 7:32 am

    #613222

  • RE: Deleting Duplicate Records

    While I agree that proper design will eliminate the need for such scripts, inevitably we will all inherit poorly structured systems which necessitate this functionality. Personally I prefer to...

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    December 20, 2005 at 7:37 am

    #610570

  • RE: Worst Practices - Objects Not Owned by DBO

    I really enjoyed this article and have shared it with my development team. The article brings to light some serious thought about ownership, which can be extremely important in the...

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    November 14, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    #603751

  • RE: The Best Kept Secret About SQL Query Analyzer

    Thanks, Dave. I knew I'd get something positive and useful from this article.

    Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

    October 26, 2005 at 8:30 am

    #600199

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