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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ChrisM@Work (10/14/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/13/2015)


    Grant Fritchey (10/13/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/13/2015)


    GilaMonster (10/13/2015)


    Put the keyboard down, pet the cat. Priorities!

    Now she's hissing at me because I made the mistake of trying to move my...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/12/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/12/2015)


    Great meeting up with you Eirikur. I've met a half dozen people from Iceland and they have all been charming and completely bonkers. You're similar - but...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)


    Oh, and maple beer - yuck.

    This made me spill my ESB all...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (9/30/2015)


    Jack Corbett (9/30/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/30/2015)


    Ed Wagner (9/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/30/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/30/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/30/2015)


    WayneS (9/30/2015)


    Luis Cazares (9/30/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (9/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/30/2015)


    ChrisM@Work (9/30/2015)


    An unsolicited email has just dropped into...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Logging and Error Handling for SQL Stored Procedures

    Let me just add here that there are more ways to do logging than you can shake a stick at. Like many other things in the software development arena,...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: The Problem Solver

    Jeff Moden (8/30/2015)


    I do agree that some things are more important than others and that the most important things should be fixed first but, if it's broke, fix it now....


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: The Tally Table

    Alan.B (8/26/2015)


    dwain.c (8/25/2015)


    Thank the Buddha for whoever came up with the idea of a Tally table in the first place! I just love 'em (but probably everybody knows that).

    BTW....


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: The Tally Table

    Jeff Moden (8/26/2015)


    dwain.c (8/25/2015)


    BTW. Has anybody Googled "Tally Table" recently? Try hitting the I'm Feeling Lucky button.

    Don't even need to hit the "Feeling Lucky" button. Your good...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: The Tally Table

    Jeff Moden (8/26/2015)


    dwain.c (8/25/2015)


    Thank the Buddha for whoever came up with the idea of a Tally table in the first place! I just love 'em (but probably everybody knows...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: The Tally Table

    Thank the Buddha for whoever came up with the idea of a Tally table in the first place! I just love 'em (but probably everybody knows that).

    BTW. Has...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Good initial analysis of the bomb blast detonated in a busy area of Bangkok: What Do We Know About Bangkok’s Deadly Blast?[/url]

    No casualties amongst people I know. My thoughts...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (8/13/2015)


    I'm stuck in an episode of Dilbert.

    ME: Guys, we're having trouble connecting to that server you upgraded.

    Them: You need to fill out a TPS 1040A-Z978 form and ask...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (8/4/2015)


    WayneS (8/4/2015)


    Sean Lange (8/4/2015)


    yb751 (8/4/2015)


    Raise your hands if you like Entity Framework...then I'll know who to shoot!

    Sorry just needed two seconds to vent. :crazy:

    I'm sure like anything else it...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (7/22/2015)


    BWFC (7/22/2015)


    Aargh!!

    'Why didn't this appear on your report? It's wrong. There's been an incident and you've made us look bad in front of government.' - The...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

  • RE: Count of consecutive years of participation (islands and gaps)

    Maybe a slightly different approach will get a few ideas thrown around.

    WITH SampleData (ID, MyDate) as

    (

    select 1, cast('2000-05-03' as datetime) union all

    select 1, '2001-06-10' union all

    select 1, '2002-04-02' union all

    select...


    My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh![/I]

    My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

    My advice:
    INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
    The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.

    Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
    Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
    Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.[/url]
    [url url=http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/St

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