I'm a little confused about the "Especially students!" part here Steve. 

1.  Are you saying that students are more likely to be identity thieves or criminals in general?  Is that...

[quoting Everardo]

Incidentally, your last sentence:

"don't use dang, or shucks, or monkeytrucker, or the like… it's really gay. Curse and be proud..."

may offend more susceptible readers with a different sexual orientation.

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