Damn! I skydive, scuba dive and own lots of guns. I'm screwed. 🙂

Call me paranoid, but with my (fairly unique) surname I changed my nickname and email address before posting...

If you have ever had to migrate between SQL and Oracle (or vice versa) you will appreciate the use of an abstraction layer like sprocs. For example, just look at...

Although I love to do things myself I forgot to add...

If I can work an hours overtime and get paid more than it costs to pay a professional I work...

I'll have a go at anything and everything - and regularly do. Wanted to be a cabinetmaker when I was at school (I too love wood) but went instead into...

And from a security point of view - if you really need to - you can partition the table by dynamically creating a view for each survey and setting the...

I've been adding identity columns on every table ever since I discovered them - for all the reasons that everyone has been pointing out. The only issue that I have...

A popular one in the scuba diving world and not really PC, but makes me giggle anyway:

"You're breathing like a rapist!"

And a surreal one (from a film I think):

"I'm so thirsty...