You guys suck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the f**king link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

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You guys suck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the f**king link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 1

RBarryYoung (7/10/2009)
arthykannan (7/6/2009)
You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.
Hmmmm. There's something suspicious about this one. :angry:

Heh... you mean because the OP can't even spell swear words correctly or because of the word "we" that he keeps using?

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

lance.benson Valued Member Points: 67 More actions · Answer 2

John Rowan (7/6/2009)
Hey, I'm from Nebraska......I Shuck too.

There's nothing wrong with shucking...heck I've seen a shucking contests at work, ofcourse living in Iowa we do have a strange sense of fun sometimes 😛

GabyYYZ SSCertifiable Points: 7913 More actions · Answer 3

arthykannan (7/6/2009)
You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?

Gaby
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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 4

Gaby A. (7/27/2009)
arthykannan (7/6/2009)
You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.
So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?

I was thinking oysters...

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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nigel. SSChampion Points: 11636 More actions · Answer 5

GilaMonster (7/27/2009)
Gaby A. (7/27/2009)
arthykannan (7/6/2009)
You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.
So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?
I was thinking oysters...

Now you're just making me feel hungry!!! 🙂

Nigel
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 728164 More actions · Answer 6

I saw this in my notifications, thinking, great, another fun complaint for Monday.

And apparently you folks are getting ready for lunch. Enjoy!

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 7

Steve Jones - Editor (7/27/2009)
And apparently you folks are getting ready for lunch. Enjoy!

Supper!

Mmmm, leftovers.... 😀

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 8

Steve Jones - Editor (7/27/2009)
I saw this in my notifications, thinking, great, another fun complaint for Monday.
And apparently you folks are getting ready for lunch. Enjoy!

Heh... not to worry... old post reactivated because I didn't look at the bloody date (I've really got to get into that habit). :blush:

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 9

GilaMonster (7/27/2009)
Gaby A. (7/27/2009)
arthykannan (7/6/2009)
You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.
So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?
I was thinking oysters...

Careful, you don't want any oysters from Nebraska, you'll end up with Rocky Mountain Oysters

blech

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nigel. SSChampion Points: 11636 More actions · Answer 10

jcrawf02 (7/28/2009)
GilaMonster (7/27/2009)
Gaby A. (7/27/2009)
arthykannan (7/6/2009)
You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.
So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?
I was thinking oysters...
Careful, you don't want any oysters from Nebraska, you'll end up with Rocky Mountain Oysters
blech

Hmmm, nice!! I ain't so hungry anymore.

Nigel
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