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• Neil Burton

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  February 24, 2014 at 1:17 am

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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• crookj

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  February 24, 2014 at 6:33 am

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• Ed Wagner

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  February 24, 2014 at 6:48 am

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
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• SQLRNNR

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  February 24, 2014 at 7:34 am

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  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
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• Daniel Bowlin

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  February 24, 2014 at 8:44 am

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• Ed Wagner

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  February 24, 2014 at 9:13 am

  #1691610

  Daniel Bowlin (2/24/2014)

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Neil Burton

  SSC-Insane

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  February 26, 2014 at 1:23 am

  #1692156

  Ed Wagner (2/24/2014)

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• Stuart Davies

  SSCoach

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  February 26, 2014 at 2:31 am

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  -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
  There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
  I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

• Ed Wagner

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  February 26, 2014 at 5:22 am

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• crookj

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  February 26, 2014 at 6:38 am

  #1692255

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• Ed Wagner

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  February 26, 2014 at 7:27 am

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  Yosemite Sam

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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  Best practices on how to ask questions

• SQLRNNR

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  February 26, 2014 at 7:34 am

  #1692273

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  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events

• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

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  February 26, 2014 at 10:44 am

  #1692362

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• EricEyster

  SSCrazy

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  February 26, 2014 at 10:49 am

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• Ray K

  SSC-Dedicated

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  February 26, 2014 at 11:59 am

  #1692394

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  Clinker

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  Jail

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  Surf and turf

  Shrimp

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  Magnolia

  Yosemite Sam

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