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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287015 More actions · Answer 1

Luis Cazares (1/30/2014)
Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
"JOCC BOOSTR" (pronounced "jock booster")
Definition:
Justification Of Crap Code Based Only On Small Table Requirements
🙂
Everywhere

Pervasive

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 2

Ed Wagner (1/30/2014)
Luis Cazares (1/30/2014)
Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
"JOCC BOOSTR" (pronounced "jock booster")
Definition:
Justification Of Crap Code Based Only On Small Table Requirements
🙂
Everywhere
Pervasive

Infectious

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 3

Luis Cazares (1/30/2014)
Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
"JOCC BOOSTR" (pronounced "jock booster")
Definition:
Justification Of Crap Code Based Only On Small Table Requirements
🙂
Everywhere

BWAAA-HAAAA!!!! Perfect picture for the phrase. 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287015 More actions · Answer 4

Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
Ed Wagner (1/30/2014)
Luis Cazares (1/30/2014)
Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
"JOCC BOOSTR" (pronounced "jock booster")
Definition:
Justification Of Crap Code Based Only On Small Table Requirements
🙂
Everywhere
Pervasive
Infectious

Pandamic

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22598 More actions · Answer 5

Ed Wagner (1/31/2014)
Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
Ed Wagner (1/30/2014)
Luis Cazares (1/30/2014)
Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
"JOCC BOOSTR" (pronounced "jock booster")
Definition:
Justification Of Crap Code Based Only On Small Table Requirements
🙂
Everywhere
Pervasive
Infectious
Pandamic

Endemic

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

crookj SSChampion Points: 14055 More actions · Answer 6

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14055

January 31, 2014 at 8:11 am

#1685069

WOTD - anthropomorphized

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287015 More actions · Answer 7

crookj (1/31/2014)
WOTD - anthropomorphized

Misapply

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

crookj SSChampion Points: 14055 More actions · Answer 8

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14055

February 3, 2014 at 7:32 am

#1685493

WotD - Inextricably

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287015 More actions · Answer 9

crookj (2/3/2014)
WotD - Inextricably

Linked

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 10

Ed Wagner (2/3/2014)
crookj (2/3/2014)
WotD - Inextricably
Linked

In

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 11

Revenant (2/3/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/3/2014)
crookj (2/3/2014)
WotD - Inextricably
Linked
In

Networked

Tom

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 12

Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
Luis Cazares (1/30/2014)
Jeff Moden (1/30/2014)
"JOCC BOOSTR" (pronounced "jock booster")
Definition:
Justification Of Crap Code Based Only On Small Table Requirements
🙂
Everywhere
BWAAA-HAAAA!!!! Perfect picture for the phrase. 😛

Beyond

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22598 More actions · Answer 13

Beyond

Infinity 🙂

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287015 More actions · Answer 14

BWFC (2/4/2014)
Beyond
Infinity 🙂

Lexus

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 15

toke

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events