April 8, 2011 at 7:21 am
Ray K (4/8/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2011)
Daniel Bowlin (4/7/2011)
crookj (4/7/2011)
HonorificabilitudinitatibusJoe
Say that 3 times fast.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
The sixth sick shiekh's sixth sheep's sick.
When a fox is in a bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle eating poodle....
Joe
April 8, 2011 at 10:39 am
crookj (4/8/2011)
Ray K (4/8/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2011)
Daniel Bowlin (4/7/2011)
crookj (4/7/2011)
HonorificabilitudinitatibusJoe
Say that 3 times fast.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
The sixth sick shiekh's sixth sheep's sick.
When a fox is in a bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle eating poodle....
Joe
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 8, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Moses supposes his toes are roses
As Moses supposes erroneously
Moses he knows his toes aren’t roses
As Moses supposes his toes to be
-- Kit
April 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Ray K (4/8/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2011)
Daniel Bowlin (4/7/2011)
crookj (4/7/2011)
HonorificabilitudinitatibusJoe
Say that 3 times fast.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
The sixth sick shiekh's sixth sheep's sick.
Nope, not touching it...
Peter Trast
Microsoft Certified ...(insert many literal strings here)
Microsoft Design Architect with Alexander Open Systems
April 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Gros gras grand grain d'orge, tout gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisé, quand te dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriseras-tu? Je me dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriserai quand tous les gros gras grands grains d'orge se seront dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisés.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 8, 2011 at 9:03 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2011)
Gros gras grand grain d'orge, tout gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisé, quand te dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriseras-tu? Je me dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriserai quand tous les gros gras grands grains d'orge se seront dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisés.
Kiki était cocotte, et koko concasseur de cacao. Kiki la cocotte aimait beaucoup Koko le concasseur de cacao. Or un marquis caracolant et cacochyme, conquit par les coquins quinquets de Kiki la cocotte, offrit à Kiki la cocotte un coquet caraco kaki à col de caracul. Quand Koko le concasseur de cacao apprit que Kiki la cocotte avait reçu du marquis caracolant caduque et cacochyme un coquet caraco à col de caracul, Koko le concasseur de cacao conclu : je clos mon caquet, je suis cocu !
Peter Trast
Microsoft Certified ...(insert many literal strings here)
Microsoft Design Architect with Alexander Open Systems
April 9, 2011 at 6:51 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2011)
Gros gras grand grain d'orge, tout gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisé, quand te dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriseras-tu? Je me dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriserai quand tous les gros gras grands grains d'orge se seront dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisés.
Bien que j'aime beaucoup les virelangues, avec celui-la j'ai de problêmes - "orgerirer" est verbe que je n'avais jamais encontré, et je ne le comprends point!
edit: just for any unilanguage anglophones: je ne le compends point = I haven't a clue what it means.
Tom
April 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Tom.Thomson (4/9/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2011)
Gros gras grand grain d'orge, tout gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisé, quand te dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriseras-tu? Je me dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriserai quand tous les gros gras grands grains d'orge se seront dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisés.Bien que j'aime beaucoup les virelangues, avec celui-la j'ai de problêmes - "orgerirer" est verbe que je n'avais jamais encontré, et je ne le comprends point!
edit: just for any unilanguage anglophones: je ne le compends point = I haven't a clue what it means.
Qui n'aime pas virelangues, mais ils sont encore mieux dans une autre langue!
Einige langauages ??sind aber nicht gut für Zungenbrecher.
(although I love the German word for tongue twisters or "tongue breakers" 🙂 )
Peter Trast
Microsoft Certified ...(insert many literal strings here)
Microsoft Design Architect with Alexander Open Systems
April 11, 2011 at 6:41 am
Starting Over.
April 11, 2011 at 7:37 am
Fire alarm
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April 11, 2011 at 11:04 am
Statements-of-work-galore
(NOT a James Bond character)
Peter Trast
Microsoft Certified ...(insert many literal strings here)
Microsoft Design Architect with Alexander Open Systems
April 11, 2011 at 11:09 am
Scope creep.
(and, lemme tell you, Mr. Scope is definitely creepy. @=)
April 11, 2011 at 11:27 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/11/2011)
Scope creep.(and, lemme tell you, Mr. Scope is definitely creepy. @=)
Is it possible to stop? I have more out-of-scope statements than in-scope statements in my work... 🙂
Peter Trast
Microsoft Certified ...(insert many literal strings here)
Microsoft Design Architect with Alexander Open Systems
April 11, 2011 at 11:35 am
Peter Trast (4/11/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/11/2011)
Scope creep.(and, lemme tell you, Mr. Scope is definitely creepy. @=)
Is it possible to stop?
Sure it is. Just remove everyone's system access. Then they can't give new projects new requirements because they're not using the system! @=)
April 11, 2011 at 11:48 am
Peter Trast (4/11/2011)
Statements-of-work-galore(NOT a James Bond character)
Still laughing! Great way to start the week!!!
Joe
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