April 1, 2013 at 12:44 pm
You got me. That was fun! 😀
April 1, 2013 at 1:08 pm
Darn shame that this feature came out on April 1st.
We did not get what we wanted in the Resource Governor, so we had to implement our own tools to kill a query once it has run more than x amount of time or has an open transaction for more than y amount of time. This works all 365 days of the year!
I wish SQL Server had a SQL Judge, Jury and Cop rolled-into-one feature which would summarily execute a query once it has used up more than a set of defined resources. Very, very useful and needed for a live application that needs to be UP all the time without DBAs having to get paged.
April 1, 2013 at 2:32 pm
anil.nair@gtnexus.com (4/1/2013)
I wish SQL Server had a SQL Judge, Jury and Cop rolled-into-one feature which would summarily execute a user once it has used up more than a set of defined resources
Fixed it for you.
April 2, 2013 at 5:32 am
I was patting myself on the back for not having fallen for any jokes on April Fools day this year...then I read your article a day after it was written :crazy:
April 2, 2013 at 5:33 am
One for the wibni list 🙂
April 2, 2013 at 10:53 pm
How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?
April 3, 2013 at 2:48 am
jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)
How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?
Msg 9999, Level 16, State 1, Line 1
Out of humour error encountered.
April 3, 2013 at 9:23 am
jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)
How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?
Apologies if you did not find any humor in this. Lots of people did and it was just in jest
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April 3, 2013 at 9:26 am
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jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)
How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?Apologies if you did not find any humor in this. Lots of people did and it was just in jest
Please keep the humour coming Steve - it's the only thing that keeps us sane :w00t:
April 3, 2013 at 11:02 am
Hey,
I almost fell for it - went to my TraceFlags list to check 'how on earth have I missed this one!'
It was a good April Fool's post, get over it:-D
Cheers,
JohnA
MCM: SQL2008
April 3, 2013 at 2:37 pm
Man, I read this on the 4th, so wasn't expecting an April fools joke. As I was reading it, I was thinking, Man the number of times this woulda been helpful is incredible!
Then I got down to your admission... 🙁
If only eh 🙂
April 28, 2013 at 6:50 am
For jgates:
[font="Verdana"]"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."[/font] 😉
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