Telemarketing Revenge
If you are like me, you probably get lots of telemarketing calls. Here's a good one to use the next time you get called by a phone company.
2001-10-01
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The Sysadmin Price List
Implement this and I guarentee your tech support call volume will drop!!! (Or you'll soon be retiring)
2001-09-25
2,789 reads
Introducing IQReference
IQReference is an online reference platform using well known, published materials. Read about this exciting and benefical product.
2001-09-24
3,157 reads
Find The Baseball Players
Or how to query for a particular type of customer. This article examines how you may query for particular rows that match one condition, but may not match another.
2001-09-19
3,729 reads
Trim Backup Files
This script runs within a DTS package. It searches the backup directory stored as a global variable in the script and trims all backup files older than some number of days. the script includes logging to the C: drive so you can trace the effects of the script. You need to create the global variables […]
2001-09-12
1,468 reads
2001-09-11
2,985 reads
An Alternative to Windows NT
Left over from the Y2K fiasco, but a good corporate memo that might still be useful as an alternative to XP.
2001-09-10
2,056 reads
Windows 2000 Professional Certification Exam for Executives
Give this test to your boss...only if he has a sense of humor!
2001-08-27
2,823 reads
What's a DBA? - An Overview
Ever wonder what a DBA does? Ever had someone ask you what your job entails? Here's an overview of what a DBA does. Reader feedback will be used to update this article over time.
2001-08-24
9,051 reads
Idle Spid Time
This script will search all logged in users and return the spid along with the number of seconds since that spids last batch was executed.
2001-08-22
914 reads
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Denver Dev Day Oct 2024 Slides
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Here are the slides from my talk today: CI in Azure DevOps If you...
Should I Learn PostgreSQL
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I got asked this question recently: I constantly see PostgreSQL on Microsoft slides, email,...
A New Word: Hickering
By Steve Jones
hickering – n. the habit of falling hard for whatever pretty new acquaintance happens...
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